9 days and i will be in europe this is pretty cool

help! my comedic inspiration has been dulled to a set of memetic formulae thus removing any significant amount of individual thought (and i can’t get up)

robotmonastery replied to your post: winking is culture. pooping is not. unless its on a toilet or in something, then its culture.

cool sass yo

pooping in a toilet is an adaptation made manifest through culture

toilets are culture! coats are culture! blogs are culture.

winking is culture. pooping is not. unless its on a toilet or in something, then its culture.

monetizeyourcat:

WHY! WHY MUST LIFE BE SO HARD!? WHY MUST I FAIL AT EVERY ATTEMPT AT MASONRY!?

i have some information about free masonry if you’d like, check it out at www.infowars.com

why did two identical blogs unfollow me

claude monet”ize yourcat”, famous impressionist

anyone know a good name for a draconian other than “boner scales”

welcome to your local gymnasium. sorry, no pokemon. not that type of establishment.

bobblackfightsback:

marlkarx:

baronessvonbullshit:

wait, did marl just write a post agreeing with me

I-it’s not like I like you or anything, b-baka.

my god

On “anarchy” v “anarchism”

dagseoul:

Going to repost Bataille on “anarchy”:

“Anarchy bothers me. . . . I can only feel intense dislike for muddled thinkers who confusedly demand all rights for the individual. An individual’s limit is not represented simply by the rights of another individual but even more by the rights of the masses. We are all bound up with the masses, participating in their innermost sufferings and their victories. And in our innermost being, we form part of a living group—though we are no less alone, for all that, when things go wrong.”

Anarchism admits this. It’s not submitting to an ideology.

Chaos is not what you think it is. 

i don’t like it when people are smarter than me unless its online. i must reign over all mundane beings in corporeal space

chinese social networking site, lofter, shut down after thousands of self proclaimed “maoist” laowai horde millions of homestuck and dr. who joke urls

(Source: reagan-and-sara, via monetizeyourcat)

marxvx:

The problem with capitalism is that eventually you run out of other people’s weed

(via pizzavanguard)